Send an agent a long screed berating them for their polite (form) rejection, comparing yourself to Spielberg and Poe. Yeah, that'll do it. Especially when you didn't send them a writing sample, as outlined in their submission guidelines.

And this guy is obviously different from that other guy. This one can actually spell, and permutations of ( Read more... )

( Rambling about the stimulus payment, word pronunciation, the wacky wacky weather, and my horrible girly bits. )